HOLIDAY HEALTH HACK:
Swap the Easter Candy for GLOW & ENERGY!
Most people gain weight over Easter with all the chocolate, feasts and family gatherings..
75% keep at least some of it way after the Easter Eggs are gone!
This Easter will NOT be you!
Your Functional Medicine Practitioner’s Blueprint (limited launch)
90-Min Root-Cause Consult ($400 value)
120+ Biomarker Blood Panel – shipped to your door ($800 value)
Lifetime Patient Portal + all future protocols ($500 value)
Custom Whole-Food Nutrient Pak (built from your labs) ($350 value)
30-Day Exodus Energy Protocol – crush cravings & reset sleep ($79 value)
Normal price: $2,129
Holiday Launch Price → ONLY $449
(First 15 spots only – less than 48 hours left!)
“Down 7 lbs, sleeping 8 hours straight, ZERO hot flashes!”
— Sarah, 44
(Labs: CRP ↓62%, Vitamin D ↑40%, fasting insulin normalized)
30-Day Energy Glow Guarantee
If you don’t feel a noticeable spark in energy, mood, and sleep in 30
days → full refund, no questions.
Only 7 spots remain at $449
Price jumps to $997 when timer hits zero or the 15 spots are gone.
Or DM “GLOW” on Instagram right now to grab one of the last spots instantly.
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That’s it – high-converting, urgency-driven, and 100% focused on the new $449 holiday offer.